Could Valentines day be a money-driven plot by the government used to conveniently put all of us fatties in a chocolate-induced coma while they invade the world with space lasers and implant mind-reading micro chips into our pets' minds?!
Hi, I'm Dena...writer of randomness, lover of bathroom humor, and mommy to two gorgeous kids. Currently published online with Black Lantern Publishing as well as the May issue of "A Fly in Amber," an online e-zine. I'm still praying for a book deal! Click on my FACE for even MORE info about me!